Monday, January 02, 2006

Is this thing on? I wonder how many swear words I can use before I get censored or links to Al Qaeda sites I can provide before the CIA show up at my door. Oh no, I forget, I am in the USA and protected by all its freedoms. Hmmmm. Well let's take a look at those for a minute, well at least the interesting amendments to the constitution:

Amendment #:

1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression - Unless it 'undermines' the government of the day.
2 - Right to bear arms - Sure, you can carry a lethal weapon, but thank god gays can't marry.
4 - Search and seizure - Big brother is NOT watching you...Just monitoring your calls & emails.
8 - Cruel and unusual punishment - Only applicable on U.S. soil, otherwise shock the bastards.
18- Liquor abolished - Thank god they didn't anticipate gay rights back then or they would have outlawed those and for sure those would never have been repealed.

Let's not forget the Full Faith and Credit clause - Not applicable to Massachusetts gay marriage.


Blogger Miles said...

well, well, well...lookie here. somebody's been writing on the bathroom walls, tenement halls... nice start. hope you have moments of sobriety long enough to continue. well, at least until "dear leader" finds you. Godspeed.

1:11 PM  
Blogger Miles said...

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1:50 PM  
Blogger Steve said...

and 'c' and 'd'.

10:45 AM  

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